Witty facebook statuses... how being a smartass can attract followers
Let me show you how being a smart ass can help you attract followers….
If you are on facebook and have a ton of followers…. let me show you a quick technique to get noticed. BE A SMART ASS!
It works… Instead of just ripping off others hard work, i figured I would just give a few good updates I found on some cool sites today:
The best I found in the 5 long minutes I spent writing this post (that will generate a ton of traffic)
“is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf’s a minute”
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday”
“thinks that hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.”
Feel free to leave your best!
ViSalusSherri 16 months ago
Here's a status I used as part of my FB attraction marketing that got lots of attention:
"What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!"
A little humor on FB goes a long way.